Seth Rollins vs. Cesaro
Seth Rollins makes his way to the ring.
Seth looks very smug despite the result of the match on Monday night. He says so what? Those are two words he has been hearing day in and day out from all of you ignorant fools. Seth says he single handedly forced John Cena to put the Authority back in power and all he heard was ‘so what’. He became the first man ever to cash in the Money in the Bank briefcase in the main event of Wrestlemania and all he heard was ‘so what’. At Battleground, he stood toe to toe with the Beast Incarnate Brock Lesnar and he did what he said he would do. He walked in as champion and walked out as champion and all he heard was ‘so what’.
Seth says a man can only take so much. This past Monday on Raw, he reached his breaking point. The unfortunate victim of his rage was John Cena. He sent John to the emergency room with a broken nose. Seth says he pummeled and pummeled and unloaded on John Cena until his nose was smashed sideways along his face. We see the footage from Raw.
We see photos of Cena’s nose after Raw.
Seth says what he did to John Cena was gruesome. At the same time, it was kind of beautiful in a way. It was kind of heavenly, divine. It was like a piece of work. It was Michelangelo sculpting but on pscyhadelic mushroom. His face was like a Picasso and Seth says that he is an artiste.
Cesaro comes out and Seth yells at him because he was not finished.
Cesaro says that Seth was going to go on and on and on and on and on . . .
and on and on and on about how great you think you are like you do every week. Cesaro says that Seth followed the best part of the match on Raw . . . when John Cena made you tap out.
Seth says that Cena did not make him tap out, it was a strategic move because he has more to worry about than John Cena’s little title.
Cesaro tells Seth that he can think about that and he will see Seth later tonight when they have their rematch.
Seth tells Cesaro to get out of his ring . . .
Cesaro stops before leaving the ring and he says that since he is here and Seth is here, he makes Seth tap out right now.
Match Number One: Seth Rollins versus Cesaro in a Non Title Match
Cesrao with a series of dragon screw leg whips and he sets for the Sharpshooter but Rollins gets to the floor.
Kevin Owens makes his way to the ring and we go to commercial.
We are back and Kevin is on commentary while Rollins applies a side head lock. Cesaro catches Rollins on a leap frog attempt and hits a tilt-a-whirl back breaker for a near fall. Cesaro with a double stomp to the midsection for a near fall. Cesaro with a European uppercut and Rollins goes to the floor. Rollins misses a double sledge and Cesaro with a sunset flip and he rolls through and tries for a Sharpshooter but Rollins gets to the ropes.
Rollins with a back elbow and then he comes off the turnbuckles and Cesaro catches Rollins and turns it into a suplex for a near fall. Cesaro with a European uppercut and he sends Rollins into the turnbuckles. Cesaro with European uppercuts but Rollins with a Flatline into the turnbuckles and then Rollins with a drop kick to the back.
Rollins gets a near fall. Rollins punches Cesaro. Rollins with a European uppercut but Cesaro follows with more European uppercuts. Rollins with a kick to Cesaro that sends him to the mat and Rollins gets a near fall. Rollins with a reverse chin lock. Cesaro with a belly-to-back suplex and both men are down.
Cesaro misses a running European uppercut when Rollins moves. Rollins with a knee to the back and Cesaro goes to the floor. Rollins goes for a suicide dive and Rollins runs into a European uppercut. Cesaro with a running European uppercut and then he hits more European uppercuts in the corner. Cesaro with a spinebuster and he sets for the giant swing and Owens reminds the announcers about what he said about watching his back and he goes into the ring and attacks Cesaro. The referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Cesaro (by Disqualification)
After the match: Owens and Rollins stand over Cesaro and officials come to the ring to try to calm things down and then Owens and Rollins attack Cesaro before they leave the ring.
Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins vs. Cesaro and Dean Ambrose
No one comes to the ring with Cesaro and before the bell rings, Dean Ambrose’s music plays and he comes to the ring and he goes after Rollins while Cesaro goes after Owens.
Ambrose kicks Rollins in the corner while Cesaro punches Owens. Owens and Rollins go to the floor and then they go back into the ring but Ambrose punches Owens and sends him into the corner while Cesaro with European uppercuts and then he sends Owens to the floor.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Five: Kevin Owens and Seth Rollins versus Cesaro and Dean Ambrose
Ambrose with a waist lock and snap mare followed by a Sliding D. Cesaro tags in and they make a wish and Cesaro with a European uppercut to Rollins for a near fall. Cesaro with an Irish whip and running European uppercut. Cesaro knocks Owens off the apron and Rollins with a clothesline and front face lock. Owens tags in and he punches Cesaro and then they double team Cesaro. Owens with kicks to Cesaro and he chokes him in the corner.
Owens punches Cesaro and connects with European uppercuts. Cesaro tries to fight out of the corner but Owens with a knee to stop Cesaro. Owens kicks Cesaro in the head. Rollins tags in and he kicks Cesaro. Rollins with a short arm clothesline and he gets a near fall. Rollins with a reverse chin lock. Cesaro with European uppercuts to Rollins but Rollins with an enzuigiri and an elbow drop for a near fall.
Owens tags in and he kicks Cesaro while Rollins holds his leg. Owens with a back senton and he gets a near fall. Owens punches Cesaro and he gets a near fall. Owens with a reverse chin lock. Cesaro with a jaw breaker and both men are down. Owens with an Irish whip but Owens misses a charge into the corner and hits the ring post. Rollins tags in and Cesaro sends him to the apron. Rollins goes up top and misses the knee and Ambrose tags in.
Ambrose with a cross body and punches. Ambrose with kicks to Rollins followed by a running forearm into the corner and a bulldog. Ambrose goes to the apron and he drop kicks Owens in the knee. Ambrose back drops Rollins over the top rope to the floor. Ambrose with a suicide dive that sends Rollins into the ringside barrier. Ambrose chops Rollins and sends him back into the ring. Ambrose goes up top but Owens tries to interfere.
Ambrose leaps over Rollins and Ambrose blocks a super kick. Ambrose with a rollup for a near fall. Rollins misses a kick and Ambrose with a sit out front driver for a near fall. Ambrose puts Rollins on the turnbuckles and he sets for a superplex but Owens tries to interfere and Ambrose with a punch to knock Owens of the apron. Rollins with a sunset flip buckle bomb for a near fall.
Rollins goes up top for the flying knee to the temple and he connects. Rollins with a super kick and he gets a near fall. Owens tags in and he knocks Cesaro off the apron. Owens goes up top for the swanton but Ambrose gets up and hits the ropes to crotch Owens. Ambrose sets for a superplex and Owens with a head butt to send Ambrose to the mat. Ambrose with a forearm and he goes back up but Owens with a fisherman’s superplex and he gets a near fall that is broken up by Cesaro.
Owens tries to knock Cesaro off the apron but he misses. Owens misses a back senton when Ambrose rolls out of the way. Cesaro tags in and hits a running European uppercut followed by more European uppercuts. Cesaro with the Alpamare Waterslide and he gets a near fall. Cesaro with a crossface to Owens and Rollins tries to interfere so Cesaro releases the hold and then he puts Rollins in the giant swing. Cesaro puts Rollins in the sharpshooter but Owens in the legal man. Cesaro with a Mick Foley clothesline that sends him and Owens over the top rope to the floor.
Rollins goes up top but Ambrose punches Rollins and Ambrose with a superplex and both men are down. Ambrose clotheslines Rollins over the top rope to the floor. Owens with a super kick to Ambrose. Owens sets for the power up power bomb on Ambrose but Ambrose leap frogs Owens and Cesaro. Cesaro with an O’Connor Roll for the three count.
Winners: Cesaro and Dean Ambrose
After the match: Cesaro celebrates in the crowd and then with Dean Ambrose on the announce table.