We are back and Seth Rollins, Big Show, Kane, Joey Mercury, and Jamie Noble are in the ring.
Seth says that it is almost that time of year again. He says that it is not that horrible retched holiday Christmas. He is talking about WWE’s version of a Demolition Derby . . . TLC. Tables, Ladders, and Chairs. You could call it Tables, Ladders, Chairs, and Stairs this year. At TLC, he will be competing in a Tables Match against your beloved superhero John Cena. If John Cena loses, which he will, not only will he lose the match, he will lose his status as number one contender for the WWE Championship.
Seth says that it excites him because he could be the one to take everything away from John Cena that he has been working for. Seth says the best thing is that he doesn’t have to make Cena tap out. He doesn’t have to pin John’s shoulders to the mat, like he did at Survivor Series. All he has to do to John Cena is what he did on Monday night. All he has to do is put John Cena through a table again.
Just like that, everything he worked for goes up in smoke. It is not just going to be the table that is broken. It will not just be his body that is broken. It will be his spirit that is broken. John will realize that Seth is the future and everything that he worked for is gone.
Seth said it is like a Demolition Derby and the key phrase is demolish. At TLC, he will have tables in the ring, he will have tables around the ring, and he will have tables up and down the aisle. Not only will John lose his status as number one contender, he will get a lot of splinters in his butt.
Big Show says that is funny. He says that he has been in the WWE a long time. He has been in thousands of matches. Ladder matches, chair matches, table matches, hardcore matches, lumberjack matches, but this is his first steel stair match.
That means that he, as a giant can swing those steel stairs right into his opponent’s body. He is going to show everyone what he is going to do to Erick Rowan. Big Show goes to the floor and he picks up the top half of the stairs and he slams them onto the bottom half of the stairs and then into the ring post.
He says that is a giant swinging those stairs. He does not care if Rowan can solve the Rubik’s Cube fast. He doesn’t care if he is a genius or plays the guitar. That will not prepare him for his match at TLC. There will be steel stairs and Rowan will not be climbing them, he will be eating them.
Kane says speaking of eating, that brings us to Ryback. His favorite thing to say is ‘Feed Me More’. When I face Ryback at TLC in a Chairs Match, the only thing he will be fed is chair after chair after chair after chair . . .
Santino’s music plays again and he makes his way onto the stage.
He tells everyone to take it easy. The WWE Universe comes first when he runs Smackdown and tonight he is running Smackdown. In the main event, Seth Rollins and the Big Show will face Ryback and Erick Rowan.
Ryback and Erick Rowan vs. Big Show and Seth Rollins (with Kane and J&J Security)
Rollins and Rowan start things off and Rowan backs Rollins into the corner and he connects with a forearm and head butt. Rowan with a biel by the face. Rowan with a side head lock and he runs Rollins into the turnbuckles. Rollins retreats into the corner to talk to Show. They lock up and Ryback tags in and he punches Rollins and sends him into the turnbuckles and connects with shoulders and chops.
Ryback sends Rollins into the turnbuckles. Ryback with an Irish whip and Rollins floats over and he kicks and chops Ryback. Rollins with elbows in the corner. Ryback picks up Rollins and runs him across the ring into the turnbuckles and he connects with shoulders and he punches Rollins. Ryback with punches in the corner. Ryback runs into a drop kick from Rollins.
We are back and Show kicks Ryback away. Ryback misses a punch and Show with a head butt. Show with an elbow to Ryback followed by a punch. Show punches Ryback in the midsection and Ryback goes down to a knee. Show grabs Ryback by the throat and he sets for a choke slam but Ryback escapes and he tags in Rowan.
Rowan punches Show and he hits a clothesline but Show stays on his feet. Rowan with more clotheslines but Show stays on his feet. Rowan finally knocks Show down and Show goes to the floor. Mercury and Noble run interference and Show with a clothesline to Rowan on the floor. Show sends Rowan back into the ring and he kicks Rowan in the ribs.
Rollins tags in and he kicks Rowan. Rollins kicks Rowan in the corner and he hits a running forearm into the corner. Rollins with a knee to the head and then he connects with a series of knee drops. Rollins chokes Rowan in the ropes. Rowan with forearms but Rollins with a kick and Show tags in. Show with a boot to Rowan and Rollins gets in a punch before he goes to the apron. Show with a snap mare and kick to the chest.
Show with a front face lock and a DDT for a near fall. Show stands on Rowan’s head and the referee warns him. Show picks Rowan up by the beard and then he slams Rowan. Show misses an elbow drop when Rowan rolls out of the way. Rowan crawls to make the tag and Rollins and Ryback are in. Ryback with back elbows and a back body drop. Ryback presses Rollins over his head but Rollins tries for an O’Connor Roll but Ryback holds on to the ropes. Ryback tries for a swinging side slam but Rollins with a crucifix cover for a near fall.
Rollins with a flatline into the turnbuckles. Rollins misses a springboard knee when Ryback moves. Ryback with a power slam for a near fall. Ryback gets Rollins on his shoulders and Mercury and Noble get on the apron to distract Ryback. Rollins with a rollup for a near fall. Rollins with a super kick for another near fall. Rollins misses Black Out and Ryback hits a spinebuster.
Kane gets on the apron and Ryback knocks him off the apron. Rollins with an enzuigiri. Kane gets on the apron and the referee sends him to the back. Other officials come out to send Kane to the back. Show tags in but the referee does not see it so he does not allow it. Rowan knocks Show off the apron and he follows after him. Ryback with a clothesline and then he hits the muscle buster for the three count.
Winners: Ryback and Erick Rowan